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Before you read this, please not that this post has been written because I was bored and really had nothing to do at that point of time. It was written for the sake of fun and if you get offended easily then do yourself a favour and don't bother reading this. All views are mine and shared with a lot of people like you as well, so chill, okay?
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Here we go:
1. Delhiites are waaaaay too proud of the metro: I agree that it's convenient and (almost) everywhere but that doesn't mean that you own it!
2. Many women prefer boarding the general compartments and not the ones specially reserved for ladies during the peak hours: Maybe because they rely on the dying hope that they'll get one of the 2 (or maybe 4?) seats reserved for ladies in the general compartments.
3. Most of the good looking guys are found in the second compartment: Standing along with their friends who are, well.. no comments.
4. There is always a guy playing sick 90's songs out loud (Bepanaah pyar hai aajaaaaa...... Tera intazaar hai aajaaaaaaaaaa..... *pukes*) OR talking on the phone with the loudspeaker on - NO SIR! We have no interest in your conversations with Shaloo or Shilpa or Dolly. Sigh.
5. There are always a bunch of girls discussing about their fail relationships or about how
6. There is always a bunch of fat/weird/old/pea-brained uncles/aunties/both who are afraid of stepping on the escalators: Mainly because escalators are stairs which move (how cool is that?). AND because it is too hi-fi and is a mandatory part of the 'Rail Yatra'.
7. The amount of stench inside the compartments increases as we go away from the ladies compartment. Especially during the peak hours, in the evening.
8. There is always a douche who puts his/her hand in between the doors when they're about to shut, causing delay. Because they can. Deal with it.
9. Rajiv Chowk Metro Station is a country on it's own: And I'm pretty sure that they're going to have their own constitution, their own government, their own defence system, their own airport and stuff like that. We would probably need visas to get in there too.
10. There's always this creep sitting next to you who's more interested in your text conversation than you. (Eyes are for peeping into other people's phones and minding our own business is too mainstream, innit?)
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7. The amount of stench inside the compartments increases as we go away from the ladies compartment. Especially during the peak hours, in the evening.
8. There is always a douche who puts his/her hand in between the doors when they're about to shut, causing delay. Because they can. Deal with it.
9. Rajiv Chowk Metro Station is a country on it's own: And I'm pretty sure that they're going to have their own constitution, their own government, their own defence system, their own airport and stuff like that. We would probably need visas to get in there too.
10. There's always this creep sitting next to you who's more interested in your text conversation than you. (Eyes are for peeping into other people's phones and minding our own business is too mainstream, innit?)
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